So he’s definitely going to jail. Maybe he’ll befriend a Scottish eBay trader-turned-scammer, McRed, who can procure anything you can find on eBay. One day he realized that his cell is becoming too dirty, he got McRed to help him buy a Roomba. Little did he know, the Roomba can also tunnel a hole in a wall if it’s set to “Dig” mode. So it started boring a hole in the wall and he needed to cover it up before he got caught. Luckily, McRed could get him a poster of Angelina Jolie to hang on his wall. Apparently the movie Wanted[2008]DvDrip.AC3-aXXo.avi is the most popular movie being played endlessly in the recreational room there.

Now, he had to take his Roomba out to the yard everyday to empty its contents since it’s obviously collecting more dusts and rocks. And then one fine day, he and his circle of friends in there managed to secure places for temporary work at Netflix DVD rental processing center due to sudden increase of orders as Film Actors’ Guild (FAG) is on strike. Yeah, no new movies showing in theatres. During the stint there, he overheard Captain Hershey bitching over the high processing fees for a lottery that he won over e-mail from some obscure country. He then offered to help the Captain, suggesting that he can offer a smaller sum of his winnings to another person, one who would be willing to fork out the processing fees.

From that day on, he started helping out other guards in the prison sort out their spambox and covering up all the cache and browser history from all their pr0n surfing. He was assigned to help at the computer room, the only room where there’s a computer for use for the inmates to e-mail their wives/fans all over the world. Then, he was able to expand the computer room into a full-service internet cafe and even managed to get ASUS to donate eee PCs for the inmates to use. He even started to help some inmates get their CS diploma and RHCE Linux certification!

On the other end, he was helping the warden with ID theft scams by hacking the computers the inmates were using in the internet cafe. With the stolen IDs, they got more and more daring and amassed a big chunk of fortune in an offshore bank account in the Caribbeans. All that took up all of his time until the tunnel was ready. He managed to escape the prison via the tunnel and a national oil pipeline that happened to cut across the prison.

Upon his escape, he swiftly flew to the Caribbeans and withdrew all the monies from the scams and pinned all the crimes on the warden. When McRed finished serving his sentence, they met up in the Caribbeans and they both started an online casino called red34.com. And they lived happily ever after.

Somehow, the whole story had Morgan Freeman narrating it. Don’t ask me why. Maybe coz he’s God

It’s pedestrian friendly. Like the city streets of Tokyo and NYC, except without the pesky cyclists (Tokyo) and filthy sidewalks (NYC). It’s safe to walk around on your own, train stations are near everything, so you can just basically take the train somewhere and spend the entire afternoon walking around doing nothing — which is something that I can’t do when I’m back in KL unless I’m hoping to get mugged or leered at by weird sleazy people and pollute my lungs with exhaust fumes. yuck.

So yes, despite the stiffling weather, random walks around the city is something I enjoy doing on some weekends. Once in a while, I’ll bring my lil’ camera around and take random photos of things. Kinda like a tourist. Except I don’t do those stand-in-front-of-merlion-and-do-the-peace-sign shit. That’s for real tourists.

My favourite building is the Gateway, near Bugis. It’s just awesomely sharp. It’s like, you can cut yourself by just looking at it.

Sometimes the best views are just outside my window. Being on the 16th floor has its perks (besides being mosquito-free).

I think it’s the practice for national day or something.

For more snapshots of my random walks, just go to Photo Gallery, and look for the album “Look Up”.  Click and view!

Not sure what kind of car (vehicle? can we call it a car?) that was. So since I had my camera with me, why not snap a shot. My mom happily obliged by following behind the tow truck so that I can get a decent shot of the strange car. She even pulled up right alongside it so that I can get this shot:

Those seats look like some kind of race-car seats? Check out the seat belts, and the old-school stick shift heh. But hey, it’s still a pretty cool car — or whatever it is. :p

Download Lastest (sic) Version? Seriously?

But that wasn’t bad enough, having clicked the link to download the “lastest” version, I came across this:

RDC 2 Beta Update

Please note: the beta expired on March 31st, 2008. Although the beta period has ended, you will still be able to use it by simply dismissing the pop-up beta expiration message. The new version of Remote Desktop Connection Client for Mac 2 will be available for download in April or May.

Microsoft… sheesh

Here’re some items from United Colors of Benetton. They’re all brand new (price tags still attached). Some are still wrapped in plastic. lol. All items are in XS size and I only have 1 unit for each item.

If anyone is interested in purchasing and plumping up their wardrobe, please contact me on this blog or e-mail to tsewei [AT] wackywombat [DOT] net.

Here goes!

#1. Long-sleeved collared shirt in eggplant purple

• Original price: 4,900 yen (~S$68)
• Now selling for S$50

Click to see details.

#2. Sweater jacket in white cotton

• Original price: 8,900 yen (~S$123)
• Now selling for S$90

Click to see in detail.

#3. Cardigan in deep forest green

• Original price: 4,900 yen (~S$68)
• Now selling for S$50

#4. Pink wool turtleneck sweater

• Original price: 2,900 yen (S$40)
• Now selling for S$23
• Wool, 3/4 sleeves

#5. Knee-length skirt in navy blue

• Original price: 5,800 yen (~S$82)
• Now selling for S$60
• Front zip with button, slit on the front, pockets on the back and front.

Click to see in detail.
#6. Handbag

• Original price: 6,900 yen (~S$96)
• Now selling for S$80
• Canvas with leather trimming, zip-top closure.12″ (L) x 6″ (H) x 5″ (W).

Click to see in detail.

* 100 yen = 1.39 SGD

Semasa diumumkan yang SPR akan menggunakan dakwat kekal, mereka berkata dakwat ini perlu ditempah terlebih dahulu dan hanya dibeli berberapa hari sebelum hari mengundi. Ini adalah kerana dakwat ini mudah kering dan tidak boleh digunakan jika ia dibiarkan kering. Jadi, apa akan terjadi dengan stok dakwat hitam yang telah dibeli? Jual pada orang lain? Pakistan baru saja habis mengundi. Ataupun SPR tidak langsung berniat untuk membelinya dan wang yang diperuntukkan telah ditelan?

Haih tak kisahlah, BN nak main kotor dengan isu dakwat (dan pelbagai lagi isu - undi pos, undi hantu, undi sogok). Yang pasti kita yang tenat letih dengan perangai BN ini, hantar pesanan kita dengan tulisan pangkah dalam kotak yang betul pada kertas undi hari Sabtu ini. Kalau nak hantar juga perasaan marah ataupun dukacita terhadap SPR, tunjuklah jari anda kepada pegawai-pegawai SPR selepas mengundi. Terutamanya jari hantu

I sure hope that Malaysians would vote wisely this time. With higher Internet penetration, blogs and alternative news media is more relevant than ever before. I hope every voting Malaysians would be able to exercise the right with utmost care for the country’s future. If you think things have been bad, this is high time to make it right.

If you’re worried about voting the opposition for their lack of experience in running the Government, it’s not like BN was very experienced since the independence. Both sides started with no experience at all. And after 50 years, the country is tilted so much to one side that if it continued without any balancing force, it will soon tip over and go backwards. We don’t want our country to go backwards, do we? But if you think it’s not gonna happen, well you’re wrong. It is already in motion, if you’re aware of the recent issues on almost everything - prices, policies, racial discrimination, etc.

And look at the capabilities of the current Government. Ever since the landslide victory in GE2004, Pak Lah’s administration have lowered and lowered the bar further. Who knows, if given yet another massive victory this time, Pak Lah will actually go limbo under the said bar and maybe even fall asleep under it!

Maybe it’s time to give the opposition a chance - it’s up to you. Come to think of it, will the opposition do much worse than what the current administration is capable of?

As for me, I’ll be sure to register myself to vote for the next election. It’s about time I exercise my right.

No longer do we need to rely on manufacturing pirated CD/DVDs late nights at the factories, we’re now attracting foreign BitTorrent trackers to setup shop site in the country. So even if Google don’t end up setting up their big data-centre here, at least we can brag that the best BitTorrent tracker is now in town

Inspired by the upcoming General Election 2008 in Malaysia

Wishing you all a happy and prosperous Year of the Rat
from the wonderful folks here at
the wacky wombat weblog

(no, that’s not a rat in the picture - it’s the late Gigi the Pug)